Kitty Litter
Monday, April 25, 2005
Sorry, Wrong Number
This post is rated EEEWW! Not for those with delicate sensibilities.
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I've always believed that one of the most surreptitious joys is in picking your nose, but I saw this truth graphically illustrated yesterday. The driver of this delivery van was picking his nose
while in heavy traffic, and he'd gotten to the most enjoyable part: digging in deep to get at the really big, stubborn boogers (or is it bogies?).
My mom, sister, and I were a silent, fascinated audience; he was, after all, doing something not normally accepted in polite society. Nonetheless, he was doing it, and enjoying it so much that my
sister remarked that she wouldn't be surprised if the guy rolled the bogie up and ate it.
He took one hand off the wheel in what we surmised was an attempt to help the other hand dig deeper when his van swerved and nearly sideswiped a fairly new Pajero. I can just imagine the traffic report had the accident actually occurred: "Driver A of Vehicle A (delivery van) was picking his nose when he took his hands off the wheel, the better to clean his nose with."
I now understand why some men have long pinky or thumb nails. They're digging implements. I'd imagine though that these instruments must be used with precision; one wrong move, and you'll literally be picking your brains.
Laugh if you will...because I already did. But don't tell me you've never done a "ninja kulangot" session, and enjoyed it.
Yeah, this was gross...but admit it, you envy the guy too. ;p
(In case anyone needs this disclaimer: 1) Yes, I didn't make this up 2) No, I am not self-absorbed, and no animals were harmed in writing this post. No offense is intended towards the man in this story, and this story is not meant to imply that nose-picking is illegal or immoral in any way whatsoever. 3) This is meant to be funny. If you didn't find this funny...well, what can I say?
posted by Kitty Litter at 9:58 PM
4 Comments:
haha! ayos! kinda reminds me of pj's blog on tae and poso negro! i wanna print this out and file it
ahh...the simple joys of life.
You know, Freud thought you could fixate on the pleasure of nose-picking, and it'd define your sexual identity if you didn't get past the stage. Personally I find picking my nose similar to anal sex, I'm not sure what the hell that says.
FlipMermaid, mas masaya pa rin yung entry ni PJ on getting free gropes at the MRT station from the sikyus. Ang saya-saya! Trust PJ to find the, um, bright side to being molested ;P
Categorically Imperative, hello there! :) Why haven't you updated your blog yet? Looks like your flamer got tired too...or was that the point?
Hi Fist! Enjoyed wandering over to your blog ^_^ Don't worry about it; I know a guy who once told me and a bunch of friends that he prefers crapping in public to pissing in public. I'm not sure what to make of it either. We call him "Nature Boy" ^_^
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